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Sunday, August 09, 2009
Monday, August 03, 2009
Those Wacky Birthers!
Ohhh those wacky kooky birthers are getting their time in the limelight.
Why should anyone even question the fact? I mean his birth certificate was even posted on the Internet. Holy shit! It's on the Internet then it must be true. Even press secretary Robert Gibbs laughed and said what do you guys want it's on the Internet. Actually what's on the Internet is a Certificate of Live Birth from the state of Hawaii, not the actual birth certificate.
Well, now there is another birth certificate on the Internet and this one says Obama was born in Kenya. It must be a fake, it's on the Internet...ooops we can't say that.
Now I can't say what's real and what's not real. The whole issue could be resolved easily if Obama would release the original birth certificate, then the nutty birthers could go back to something important like say...finding bigfoot. Can you say transparency?
Non-birthers? Oh you're not getting off that easy! I bet at little league all-star games you're the ones screaming "HEY that kid can't be 12 years old! Where's his birth certificate?". Or maybe you were one of the one's who thought the Chinese "actually" cheated in the Olympics.
This did happen to me when I played little league. The team we played had some gargantuan kid pitching with more facial hair than one of those Geico caveman commericals. What did we hear?, "HEY that kid's too old to play little league!". The next day the team had to bring the kids original birth certificate to prove he was 12 years old. He was, and everyone shut up.
So who is the nutcase?
Both documents are listed below, I'll let you decide which nutcase you want to be.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Cash for Clunkers? Why not Cash for Old People!
No offense if you consider yourself old but the "Cash for Clunkers" deal should be extended to "Cash for Old People".
Here's the theory...
The new health bill has some kinda crap in there about end of life, EOL, consultation once you reach a certain age. So there's no doubt the left considers us common folk to have a shelf life and eventually to become well a "clunker" just like a car that doesn't meet their standards.
So maybe they should make a program so "clunker people" can turn themselves in, in return for $4500. You can choose to give the money to your family or better yet take a hmmmm death cruise. Spend 7 luxurious days and nights on board the USS Morgue.
Hope I didn't offend any "clunkers" out there...
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It's been a while!
Good grief...The number one rule of a blog is to keep it going, up to date , blah blah.
That hasn't happened here has it?
Well I grab a bottle and hopefully get started again. There's a lot to rant about.
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Friday, January 09, 2009
Official SirJager Final College Football Rankings
Here is the final SirJager College Football Standings.
Here's the real deal people. No one has paid me off so here's the true unbiased rankings for the year!
2. Florida
3. Texas
4. T - Oklahoma/Alabama
6. USC
Utah is undefeated. You really can't make an argument there unless you want a playoff system. Florida is #2 as they did lose to Ole Miss and the QB teared up during an interview. Oklahoma and Alabama tied at fourth. Again what can you say have a playoff system. Alabama only loss was to the #1 and #2 team and Oklahoma did hang with Florida.
The final game was not very impressive, at least through the first three quarters as I went to bed. I expected two power houses to come out and go all out for #1.
ESPN headlines had Florida as "Chompions". How long did it take to make that crap up? In the back of their minds they still want USC to be #1 but just couldn't muster up the kahunas to put them there this year.
Next year? Who knows. The only thing I can say is, I wish Boise State would get a new field. How annoying is that thing?
Final Note: Not happy with the rankings? I have a paypal account email me and I'll see what I can do.
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Tuesday, January 06, 2009
iPhone Camera Bag App
UPDATE: I've added a new review for Camera Bag on earlb.com
After playing with my iPhone for a month I would give the iPhone camera a 6 out of 10. It takes OK pictures but you have to tinker a bit to get something decent.
Now I'm not going to replace my DSLR with the iPhone camera but it does have it's place in my world of photography. Like I always say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people", so the same goes for taking pictures. Think about it.
Anyway here's a little app that will spruce up your iPhone pics and it's cheap. I got it for 99 cents. It's called camera bag and duplicates certain "styles" of pictures. One is Ansel Adams and as you can imagine converts it to black and white. Another I like is called 1974 which looks like an old image from you guessed it, 1974.
You can see some examples on The Chronicles of Jager which is all done via my mobile phone which is an iPhone these days.
enjoy-
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Monday, January 05, 2009
Franken to be declared winner - Imagine that!
Great job Minnesota. As soon as Franken gets a lead Harry Reid is ready to seat him and now Minnesota says unless the supreme court acts on Coleman's request to recount Al Franken will be seated as Senator.
While we are at it let's just put the whole cast of SNL in Washington.
Sunday, January 04, 2009
Low Carbon foods
Yes you read right - low carbon foods. Some of the chatter out there now is how our eating is effecting the environment.
Beef of chicken? Well beef is not very environmentally friendly. The cows live longer and produce more methane.
California and New York are going to put sticker on cars with a rating based on how much carbon they produce. If we do this for the cars shouldn't we do it for the cows too? Maybe people should just have to wear stickers based on their carbon production.
Is it possible these studies are showing up now just before Obama is set to take office?
Your thoughts?
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Sunday, December 28, 2008
The iPhone rocks but...
Well my "kids" got me an Apple iPhone for Christmas. Needless to say it's an awesome gift. The 3G has worked great most places and I've found a lot of nice apps for the phone.
My wife is happy because the best feature to her is someone actually answers the phone. But my other phone had issues so you can't really blame me. ;-)
Anyway here are just a few of the features I use daily; GMail, facebook, twitter, Weather App, Google Maps App, Camera Bag App. There are really too many to list. The one downside and I'm not sure why Apple has not fixed this, is there is no easy way to copy/paste.
The lack of copy/paste is a known sore spot amongst iPhone users so I assume Apple will address this soon. When posting to facebook, twitter, or Gmail it would be nice to have that feature.
Fix that Apple and you will make a lot of happy iPhone users lives complete!
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Friday, December 26, 2008
Reliving the Flexy Racer
A few months ago I blogged about a sled with wheels I had when I was a kid. It was called a Flexy Racer. I have received a few emails and comments on the Flexy Racer so I thought I would post a link back to that article in case anyone got a Flexy Racer for Christmas.
Actually these days Flexy Racers would be completely outlawed and possibly only seen on some Jack Ass movie or stupid tricks for MTV show. I really don't know how we survived those days. Not sure what a Flexy Racer is? Just click the link below.
And if you did get one for Christmas you might want to consider the gift givers real intentions.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Ayers book Fugitive Days, not so hot on Amazon
Well it didn't take long after the election for old William Ayers to show up in the media. Good Morning America interviewed Ayers this morning and somewhat promoted his book "Fugitive Days: A Memoir".
The book was published in 2001 around September 11th and describes events in his life up through his days in the domestic terror group, the Weather Underground. I looked it up on Amazon and "looked inside". The first words in the book are "Memory is a MotherF****r". Nice Bill, that's another thing you and Obama have in common.
That is about as much I will read of his book. I did look at the reviews and they were all horrible. It's something like 15 (5) stars to 65 (1) star with very few in between. You gotta figure if you write a book, you will have 10-15 friends give you some good ratings on Amazon so that's probably how the book received 15 (5) star ratings. Other than that people pretty much blast his book. Not so good for such a distinguished writer huh?
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Best Part about the election being over
Wow, no more Obama ads! thank you...
What will Facebook and MySpace do? That seemed to be half of their revenue the past 2 months.
hey - just trying to look at the bright side
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Do Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton still have jobs
I'm just wondering if Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton still have jobs or a voice? Seems like they can just go straight to the top with their issues now.
What about the other minority groups? Are they still minority groups?
just a thought...
-jag
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
McCain - Man of Honor
John McCain called Barack Obama to concede the election.
McCain said to supporters-
Though we fell short, the failure is mine, not yours.Words of a TRUE man of Honor.
The fight will continue...
-jag
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Schumer tells of things to come
Chuck Schumer on Fox News gave us preview of things to come if the Democrats have complete power. He actually compared alternative media or conservative opinion to pornography. The Democrats are itching to re implement the fairness doctrine.
Watch Schumer's comments on Fox News.
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Obama can't close the deal
Think about this people.
Obama raised some $600 million questionable dollars. McCain took $80 million in public financing.
Obama had groups like ACORN operating illegally to register voters.
Obama has the mainstream media backing him 110%
Obama had the convenience of never taking tough questions and dodging the issues.
By all accounts he should be killing McCain.
Still in the end he can't close the deal. By closing the deal I mean on election day the election is still up in the air.
Just food for thought...
-jag
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Back Later - Gone to Vote
Go Vote!
-jag
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Monday, November 03, 2008
Money to Burn Barack? Obama date line
Ok...So I'm sitting here pushing the "We the People" video on Facebook and all I get on the right side are Obama Ads. Now these aren't even Presidential Ads.
Look at the AD here. What the hell is this? The Obama Date Connection? Maybe call it Barry's swanky lounge. Or, maybe he and Michelle just needed some family photos..
I guess he's got to get rid of all that cash he has from his...uh you know "donations."
-jag
Obama Speech Writer to vote for McCain
Wendy Button is a speech writer for Obama, Clinton and Edwards and is now voting for McCain. She said the final straw was "Joe the Plumber".
Wendy states:
The final straw came the other week when Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher (a.k.a Joe the Plumber) asked a question about higher taxes for small businesses. Instead of celebrating his aspirations, they were mocked. He wasn’t “a real plumber,” and “They’re fighting for Joe the Hedge-Fund manager,” and the patronizing, “I’ve got nothing but love for Joe the Plumber.”It seems she has broken free from the Obama hypnotic state and come to reason. How many more will?
See full article Here
-jag
Sunday, November 02, 2008
4700 hits in 12 hours - We the People video
Wow-
The "We the People" video got over 4700 hits today. Maybe the Internet is good for something :-)
If you missed the original post go here and read:
You can see it directly on YouTube here:
Please pass it along!
Earl
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