Posting from 38,000ft

There's not many times I get to blog from 38,000ft. Might I recommend the flight from Atlanta to Phoenix with free Internet and TV.
See you in Phoenix...
SJ

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Tebow Hurt - Urban dumbass?

Hey they always say "It's fun until somebody gets hurt".

Well Tim Tebow may have a reason to cry this year. In the third quarter of the Kentucky game Tim got his bell rung and was taken to hospital by ambulance.

Florida was only leading 31-7, so they really needed another 40 points to put the game away. You have to hand it to Urban Meyer and staff on working to rack up the score.

If you're a Florida Gator fan, sorry, but before you start blasting me take it up with your coach. I certainly hope Tebow is ok, but jacking up the score on a team you don't need to, will only get you trouble. Playing football in the SEC is as much player survivability as anything and that's up to the coaches. I think you will agree...

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Life is like a box of ____________________?

This was a facebook status question I posted...

Life is like a box of _________________?
NOTE: you can't say chocolates

So here are some of the answers...

lightbulbs.. some work.. some will never work.. lol
Poop.. confusing and smelly
eggs. Some are double yoked.. some are cracked.
surprises

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E-Cigarettes - What the ...?.

The future of smoking is here! So they say.

Electronic cigarettes or E-cigarettes are the wave of the future. I mean just check out the picture. You just charge the little thing up and smoke away. The charge is just like a real pack too, it lasts for one day. Can you imagine the fights at the airport for a freakin plug to charge your "smoke". hmmm maybe a new business all in itself.

There are a few things though that would make e-Cigs even cooler.

Wireless Internet embedded - track your smoking on your laptop, even post WHEN and WHERE you are smoking to Twitter. That would be awesome!

Play a fight tune - download your favorite college fight songs

Darth Vader Sounds - When you inhale and exhale have some cool sounds like Darth Vader breathing

Cell Phone - use as bluetooth mic for your cell or just have cell phone right in cigarette.

Colored Smoke - some type of cool smoke with fragrance or better yet Glow in the Dark smoke.

Sound record and playback - record yourself talking and playback and your friends would be amazed you can talk with out moving lips or better yet record some Sinatra and you'll be the hit of the party. Should come with 10 pickup lines

Built in IPod - I would just assume this is already built in to a E-cig

Gun - you know like on Get Smart

Flashlight - So you can work under the sink and smoke at the same time

Waterproof - So you can smoke while diving.

OpenSource - This is only for you geeks. But you should be able to create plugins for the E-Cigarette. OK let me guess the first "plugin" - Pot simulator or maybe we just create the iPot.

The downside to the E-Cigarette is:

What will the birds eat? Don't they eat all those cigarette butts laying around?

What will ashtray cleaners do?

What will ashtray manufacturers do?

What will my kids make at camp?

Will Bic survive?

How will my kids light fireworks?

Who will start those little fires on the side of the road?

Will the art of thumping butts go away?

Tough guys can't put cigs out on their chest.

Airlines will have to redo safety videos and remove lavatory stickers

My wife can't tell me to go to store to buy cigs anymore

I don't have a reason to get out of house

What if we are hit by a EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse Attack) and we have no power?

and last but not least

Where can I get REAL second hand smoke!

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Prostitution for Dummies - ACORN can help!

Looking to start a great new home-based business. Well here's a book that can get you started. good Luck!

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