Rocket Wings Hah! I had a Flexy-Racer people
Yves Rossy, a Swiss daredevil, used a pair of homemade rocket wings to propel himself across the English Channel.
The "Rocket Man" jumped out of a perfectly good plane with rockets strapped to his back.
He then ignited the rockets and blasted his way to England. Once over the white cliffs of Dover he popped his parachute and floated to the ground.
I do admire the guy for his courage BUT did his mom give him a flexy-racer when he was a kid?
Here's how the flexy-racer worked. You pretty much found a big hill, laid down, and off you went. To brake you had to turn the 'steering device' downward where a piece of metal rubbed the wheels. Speaking of steering... can you really imagine barrelling down a hill and trying to turn this thing? These were the days when helmets were "only" for motorcycles. I do have the scars that remind me of the flexy-racer days.
So...Rocket Man, nice try. When you really want to impress me, grab a flexy-racer and head to the nearest hill.
For ALL you parents who want to give your kids the gift of a lifetime, which may be cut short, I've included the original invention diagram.